My journey
I was walking through the park and saw a huge dragon. It tried to kill me with it’s ginormous claws but I was having none of it I got out my gun and shot him in the face. Word. He cried blood and ran home to get a plaster he was a pussy. I met another pussy as well it was a bloke and he was a really slow walker. He was walking right in front of me and wouldn’t move, what a dick.
I got my Wang out and scared the shit out of him. Haha. He’s never seen a Wang like that before
